"First, they did a bag check, which happens to me every time I fly anyway, so who cares. When I walked over, the guy said, 'Yeah, there's something in there that's kind of shaped like a gun,' to which I replied, 'Yeah. It's a belt buckle.' . . .
That's the headline of a New York Post story about a letter the New York State Democratic Committee sent to people who might not want to vote:
"'Who you vote for is your secret. But whether or not you vote is public record,' the letter says.