In the course of an average day, you stand a fair chance of breaking a federal law that could send you to prison. How could this happen? Blame the rise of the regulatory state and its ever-growing list of "crimes":
We're all familiar with the NSA's widespread surveillance of email, phone and other information sources. Now we can add to the list the U.S. Marshal Service, which is using Cessna aircraft fitted with so-called "dirtboxes" that mimic cell phone towers. The stated goal of the program? To track down bad guys, naturally.
The busy bodies at the Environmental Protection Agency want to be your shower buddy. Why? Because Agency bureaucrats think Americans spend too much time in hotel showers and thus, are wasting water:
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) wants hotels to monitor how much time its guests spend in the shower.